HUNNY CLAIRE MOAT
IS ARMAND MELNBARDIS A VAMPIRE?
13th November 2010
Armand; that name is familiar/his face is alluring - 'Everything about me draws you in' - TWILIGHT...
Armand, in his long coat and flowing locks, looks brooding. No trace of a smile, just high cheek bones and an electric violin. Not of this world methinks.
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I ask him innocently if he believes in vampires and he tells me sweetly 'that he has yet to meet one'. I suspect he sleeps in the day and raise the question. He admits he does and then admonishes himself and says: "It's the most practical time for writing and to get musical stuff done".
Hmm... possibly after a good meal. I bite my lip and refrain from answering. I make a mental note to gatecrash the local font!
Armand talks more about his music and lists his influences that include Impellitteri, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, White Lion, Yngwie, and Def Lep, the list is endless. Indeed Rob Rock is a close friend and co-writer. Interesting, to say the least.
Armand's work has an unnatural high preternatural energy to it and it rocks along at alarming speeds, knocking senses together to create a cataclysmic response.
I ask Armand about the fiddle and he says; "Why be the millionth and ninety-ninth guitar player when I can be one of only a few in history who can even attempt to play metal guitar with a violin bow?" He has a point, possibly even two!
Ever succinct he lists an astonishing amount of influeneces and laughs at my feeling of incredibility of it all.
I ask him where he got his fiddle (from the devil most likely in an X Factor type fiddle off). He tells me with oodles of enthusiasm that they are prototypes and designed by himself.
"They are all my own prototypes. Designed for a nice heavy sound. I'm currently working on a beast that's even more metal looking and sounding than the ones so far." Not just a pretty face then, but a mad professor to boot.
Which neatly lands me at the question of STRIPEY SOCKS - he laughs, clearly humoured, and says "all things stripey" and then mentions "zebras"... obvioulsy recounting his last vegetarian meal.
I tell him that stripey socks are an essential part of a musician's mojo! I leave the subject open and tell him Frankie Banali and Franklin Vanderbilt have socks on their Christmas list and that he had best follow suit. He laughs...
Armand plays Randy Rhoads' 'Crazy Train' guitar solo on the electric 7-string electric rock violin - note per note.
I ask him about his favourite colour and he tells me yellow... that figures...
Armand likes to sing and dance and wake the dead. He has help with the merry making from his friend Rob Rock who batters out vocals with a proverbial ram.
I ask when Armand will descend upon the UK and do his version of the Danse Macabre, as it were, on stage... he recounts "I have yet to do another Vio7 album before then. I was in the UK ten years ago as a classical musician..."
The UK is just about ready for Armand. The sun is rising and it's time to go, almost... interview with a possible musical vampire concluded.
Check out Armand's offerings... you won't be disappointed. Check out a veritable musical feast from the mean fiddler himself, the man that is Armand Melnbardis.
A breeze wafts by and a voice whispers "who told you I play fiddle? Thst's what country folks play. No fiddling in metal or classical music allowed..."
I consider myself told. Armand plays a mean violin with no mercy... If you want blood...