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  PHIL KANE

phil kane

Ya know I sleep with a porcupine for my pillow, And I'll fight a big ass drunk gorilla,
A mule done kicked me, didn't break my hide, And a rattlesnake bit me, then crawled off an' died....

Howdy people,

I'm Phil and I'm old, tired, bad tempered and stuck here in hell's creation because when Jesus moved out of Chicago the fucker left me behind. I have a Peacemaker in one hand, righteous rock 'n' roll scripture in the other, an ass pocket full of whisky and I'm mad as hell about it all. Smell bad too.

Folks down here in the south western badlands like their music sweet an' traditional but I don't 'cos all I like is loud as hell rock 'n' roll. Partial to some seriously jagged assed hillbilly blues picking and slide too.

Now, y'all might be thinking I'm just another drunken country redneck bigot but really I don't care which God you bother or what creed, colour or sex you are. Man, I don't even give a shit about which hole y'all stick yer dicks in. I just hate everybody.

And that's me folks. So here's to your good health and don't forget, keep the faith, your peace and when the snappers come a snappin', your dicks an' tits out of the water. Hell yeah!

Phil

21 February 2012: Reckless Love: 'Animal Attraction'
16 February 2012: Dear Superstar: 'Damned Religion'
10 February 2012: Woods Of Ypres: 'Woods 5: Grey Skies And Electric Light'
9 February 2012: Rock In Your Pocket: 'Gutterdub'
30 January 2012: Wykked Wytch: 'The Ultimate Deception'
29 January 2012: Black Messiah: 'The Final Journey'
26 January 2012: Nitrogods: 'Nitrogods'
26 January 2012: Pythia: 'The Serpent's Curse'
24 January 2012: Astral Doors: 'Jerusalem'
23 January 2012: Tyla J Pallas: 'Quinquaginta'
19 January 2012: Sep7ember: 'Strange Ways Of Going Home'
16 January 2012: Lay Siege: 'Obolus'
10 January 2012: 77: 'High Decibels'
8 January 2012: Beyond The Bridge: 'The Old Man And The Spirit'
6 January 2012: Stahlmann: 'Quecksilber'
28 December 2011: The Sun Explodes: 'Emergence'
15 December 2011: Beggars & Thieves: 'We Are The Brokenhearted'
13 December 2011: Hate Gallery: 'Viva La Resistance'
12 December 2011: RevCo: 'Got Mixxx?'
12 December 2011: Royal Hunt: 'Show Me How To Live'
8 December 2011: Superbutt: 'Music For Animals'
7 December 2011: Yes: 'In The Present – Live From Lyon'
6 December 2011: As I Lay Dying: 'Decas'
5 December 2011: Sonic Youth: 'Hits Are For Squares' plus '1991: The Year Punk Broke' DVD
24 November 2011: Cirith Ungol: 'Servants Of Chaos'
23 November 2011: Vanderbuyst: 'In Dutch'
23 November 2011: Fate: 'Ghosts From The Past'
22 November 2011: Mecca: 'Undeniable'
22 November 2011: SoulHealer: 'The Kings Of Bullet Alley'
16 November 2011: The Morning After: 'Legacy'
15 November 2011: Harpoon: 'Deception Among Birds'
15 November 2011: Grand Illusion: 'Prince Of Paupers'
14 November 2011: Single Bullet Theory: 'IV'
7 November 2011: Astrofaes: 'Dying Emotions Domain'
7 November 2011: Buck Satan & The 666 Shooters: 'Bikers Welcome! Ladies Drink Free'

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