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  CHRIS DALE'S METAL MELTDOWN
THE BEST INVENTION OF ALL TIME
October 2012


chris dale

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What is the best invention of all time?

I'm not asking which invention is the most useful, what has changed our lives the most or what your personal favourite invention is. I'm asking which invention was so good when it was first produced that it has not been bettered since?

For example nobody seems to be driving around in a Ford Model T do they? It was a good car for its time, but the whole thing has been constantly reinvented so that today's cars have little in common with those first mass produced cars.

ford model t
The Ford Model T

I haven't seen many people risking their lives in a Wright Flyer recently. Eleven US military pilots were killed trying to fly these things in trials. Modern airlines are a bit more reliable and faster too.

wright brothers
The Wright Brothers First Flight. Don't try this at home!

You wouldn't want to try downloading the upcoming Kiss album on an IBM 650, the World's first mass produced computer. It had a memory of 8.5kb.

ibm
The IBM650

Boats, bicycles, kettles, toasters and sofas; they've all been reinvented beyond comparison with their original forms. The first plates were leaves, knives were bits of bone or flint and drums had skins, literally made of animal hide. That's not how Lars got the kick drum sound on 'Justice For All'.

The only example I can think of (and therefore by my reckoning, the best invention of all time) is the electric bass guitar. That's right - the bass guitar is officially the best invention of all time and certainly therefore the best instrument in any band.

steve harris
Steve Harris of Iron Maiden

That settles an argument about which musical instrument is the best, that I've been having on and off with loads of band mates over the years. In retrospect, these discussions were rarely constructive.

"Bass is obviously the best instrument to play 'cos its so cool," would form the basis of my argument after particularly good gig and a beer or two.

To be fair, the other musicians in the band were mostly at the disadvantage of playing lesser instruments like guitars or keyboards. (Don't even get me started on those non-musical collections of junk that people call drumkits*.)

Because there was no real evidence for either my or their cases, these thought-provoking debates would usually end in stalemate.

joey vera
Joey Vera of Armored Saint/Fates Warning

Keyboard players sometimes said typical on-the-fence things like "Come on guys. All the instruments are just as cool as each other, we're all needed here". They probably all voted Lib-Dem too.

When verbal stalemate ends in physical violence nobody comes out the moral victor. I've come to realise that recently**.

cliff williams
Cliff Williams of AC/DC

More than once I've been thrown off a tour bus on the side of an Autobahn with my middle finger still raised in defiance as my so-called band 'mates' drove off into the distance (basically because they were all jealous that I played the coolest instrument). I imagine Lemmy has suffered the same indignity from time to time.

But no more. I can now declare categorically that the electric bass guitar is the best invention of all time because it simply cannot be bettered. It was and is perfect from day one.

frank bello
Frank Bello of Anthrax

In the 1940s bands were getting louder. Those little twangers known as electric guitars were getting out of hand (as they always do). Electric guitars had been around for a while, since magnetic pick-ups were first stuck to half broken twiddly things in the 1920s.

They'd come on a fair bit since then (being constantly re-invented because they weren't and still aren't perfect) so that by the late 1940s they even had multiple pick ups and whammy bars (they didn't keep tune very well back then but that's another problem with guitars ever since- we'll talk about that at length another time).

The acoustic double bass that was in use in the 1940s was the same thing still used in orchestras and rock-a-billy bands.

It's a cumbersome beast to carry around. It is also difficult to play precisely in tune as it has no frets but most importantly by the end of the 40s it was not loud enough compete with the lesser instruments that it shared a stage with.

billy sheehan
Billy Sheehan of Mr Big/David Lee Roth

Its beautiful but dull tone did not cut through past those irritating electric guitarists and now that singers were starting to use small PA systems, things were clearly balanced against the bass player.

In 1950 Leo Fender invented a prototype electric bass guitar and the following year it was mass produced***. Fender called his invention the 'Precision' because having frets its tuning could for the first time be absolutely precise. Not only was the tuning easier but the amplified sound was more punchy than the old double basses and it now had the ability to compete in volume with any musician onstage.

And that's where the story ends. That's right, it was perfect from day one, there's nothing more to add.

bob daisley
Bob Daisley of Ozzy Osbourne/Rainbow

A few tiny modifications were made over the years. The first single coil pick up became a split humbucker, the shape of the original scratch plate shape was changed and the pickup guard isn't usually seen anymore. But the basic Fender Precision Bass has not been bettered.

Other basses have been invented since. Most are copies of the original Fender design. None have outsold it or been used as often by major artists. The Fender Precision is still an absolute industry standard.

geordie white
Geordie White of Nine Inch Nails/Marilyn Manson

Myself, I often play an Ernie Ball Musicman. It's another bass invented by Leo Fender and its based very much on the Precision. It's different from a Precision but it's not necessarily better.

Loads of your favourite bass players play Fender Precisions. All the guys photographed on this page are playing Precisions. Sometimes when bassists use more showy basses onstage, they use an old Precision in the studio to get the best sound on record.

phil lynott
Phil Lynott of Thin Lizzy

The older the better, people often say with Precisions. The new ones are good and very popular but those early ones are still the best invention of all time and sell for thousands.

You wouldn't find Lewis Hamilton trying to beat his lap time in a Model T. Good luck trying clay pigeon shooting with a matchlock musket. But you will still find the biggest bands in the world using an old Fender Precision.

leo fender
Leo Fender (1909-1991). The Greatest Inventor Ever

Leo Fender, we salute you. We have won. Bass is proven to be the best instrument ever, that's now official.

Notes:-
* Robin Guy, are you reading this?
** Sorry Cheeseman.
*** Attempts had been made to make an electric bass as far back as the 1930s by the Canadian Audiovox company. Small numbers were made but it was not mass produced or widely played.

Sack Trick: 'I Play Bass Live'



I can't get a job cause I can't get out of bed.
I can't go to college cause I've nothing in my head.
I can't play drums and I can't really sing
I've tried to play guitar but it's got far too many strings
I'll play bass
It's got four strings; I only use two.
I've never worked out what the others do.
I play bass
I'm happy here just strumming along
But I'm still not sure how to play this song
I play bass
Here we are in another verse
The first was bad this can't be worse
I play bass
Still don't know quite why I'm here
Never mind, I'll get another beer
I play bass
NOW WE COME TO THAT PART OF THE SONG
THAT ALWAYS SEEMS TO GO ON FOR SO LONG
WE DON'T MIND IF YOU WANT TO NOD OFF
COS THE BASS PLAYER'S ABOUT TO SHOW OFF. GO
So if you can't...
And if you can't...
GO PLAY BASS

Bass and Vocal- Chris Dale
Guitars- Alex Dickson and Reuben Gotto
Drums- Robin Guy and Ben Calvert
Percussion- Joe Inferno

Sack Trick will be playing Gimle, Roskilde, Denmark on 21st Dec 2012.




MORE CHRIS DALE'S METAL MELTDOWN COLUMNS HERE...

April 2015: Undiscovered Kisstory: The Kiss Drummer Auditions Of 1980
March 2015: Matthew Trippe RIP - The strange case of the man who would be Nikki Sixx
November 2014: Kiss: 'Love Gun' Deluxe Edition
October 2014: Mr. Big – Live Review at Koko, London
September 2014: Mr. Big: 'The Stories We Could Tell' album review
September 2013: Intensive Bass Course with Billy Sheehan
August 2013: Booking Agents vs Promoters
July 2013: Rock and Metal Pub Quiz
June 2013: Communication Tips For European Festivals, Or How To Learn A Language In An Evening
May 2013: Storm Thorgerson (1944-2013) RIP
April 2013: Daily Mail Columnist Richard Littlejohn Sinks To New Low With Anti-Heavy Metal Article
April 2013: The Future Of Classic Bands
March 2013: Smashing Pumpkins Video Shoot
Febuary 2013: Ten Years On Total Rock
January 2013: Kiss Follow Up To Monster 2013
December 2012: Kiss Reformation Magick
November 2012: Exclusive Interview With Geoff Tate
November 2012: Morally Worrying Session
October 2012: Kiss 'Monster' Review
October 2012: The Best Invention Of All Time
September 2012: A Conversation With Rudy Sarzo
August 2012: Scream For Me Sarajevo Part 3
July 2012: Scream For Me Sarajevo Part 2
June 2012: Scream For Me Sarajevo Part 1
May 2012: Managers v Producers
April 2012: Kiss 'Monster' Album Preview
March 2012: London Venue's Nazi Past?
February 2012: How Not to Join the Ozzy Osbourne Band
January 2012: Metal Evilution
December 2011: Take Your Pick Competition
November 2011: The Pandora's Box Of Pop
October 2011: Tank Tour Diary 2011
September 2011: Festival Stage Collapses
August 2011: Bruce Air, The Early Days
July 2011: European Festival Round-Up
June 2011: Bernie Torme Proud To Be Part Of MT Ozzy Article
June 2011: Who's Your Favourite Ozzy Guitarist?
May 2011: Japanese Tsunami Disaster
April 2011: 10,000 Tank Albums!
March 2011: Death Metal Session!
6th February 2011: Gary Moore (4th April 1952 - 6th February 2011)
February 2011: Recording Bass at Steve Harris'
January 2011: A Column About Columns



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